上周的欧洲赛场精彩看点层出不穷，利物浦赢下了与曼城的欧冠焦点对决，皇马、巴萨和拜仁也纷纷取得先机。周末的联赛赛场，拜仁提前6轮锁定冠军，曼联阻击了曼城提前夺冠的步伐，巴萨、阿森纳等队纷纷取胜，而皇马、马竞、切尔西等球队则收获平局。好了，话不多说，让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧！

激情对决，利物浦3-0曼城

Great-Band-Name(阿森纳球迷)：看着张伯伦在利物浦的进球，就好像在看从不愿和你上床的前女友在和新欢拍的性爱录像带一样…(When you see goal of Ox , it just feels like to see a sex tape of your ex who never did that with you.)

AleArdu_(尤文球迷)：曼城，你永远不会独行！(City you will never walk alone.)

RVP_20_ (曼联球迷)：尤文和利物浦的后防线是不是互换灵魂了…(Juve transferred their defense with Liverpool.)

goldengirl_7(巴黎球迷)：哈哈，利物浦就是曼城这赛季遇到的最硬打击吧！(Lol Liverpool have been the biggest cock to City this season.)

ChipAyten(利物浦球迷)：要是每场比赛都踢曼城就好了，这样卧铺不早就夺冠了吗？(If the schedule was City 38 times a season we'd be champs already.)

ethanicles7(曼城球迷)：我看萨内的表现还是不错的，由他拦截下的曼城的进攻，可比利物浦后卫洛夫伦和范戴克加起来都多！(I'm almost positive that Sané managed to stop more City attacks than Van Dijk and Lovren combined.)

PreJuryFlop(德国球迷)：曼城还没有造出来大巴吗？(Did Man City even make it off their Bus?)

Kaklefrosk(未知主队球迷)：看到萨拉赫受伤时，埃及全国都陷入了紧急状态，一辆救护车都从开罗开到利物浦了！(Egypt must be in total emergency status right now, ambulances driving from Cairo to Liverpool when Salah got injured.

C罗无解倒钩，皇马3-0尤文图斯

Merforce1(皇马球迷)：皇马玩FIFA游戏的难度等级依次为：欧冠级、新手级、半职业级、职业级、世界级、传奇级和西甲级。(Difficulty levels for RM playing fifa: CL, Amateur, Semi-pro, Professional, World Class, Legendary, Liga.)

Brokingiant(尤文球迷)：走在雨巷中，寒风料峭透；是谁的眼泪随风飞走，是谁的真心被雨淋透。(I’m walking down the cold street and at first I thought it was raining, but it is the bitter tears of me. And they are flowing from my heart.)

Beddevils(AC米兰球迷)：我好怀念那时候，我们一起驰骋欧冠的时候。(I miss the days we ruled CL.)

JPaken(葡萄牙球迷)：我们在俄罗斯踢世界杯的时候，能不能每场赛前都演奏一下欧冠主题曲…(I'd like to order champions league anthems for Russia World Cup, please)

GRI23(斯文登球迷)：C罗一定会成为炮hub上的新星的，因为他总是射向老妇人！(Ronaldo should be the new pornhub star with how much he loves fucking Old Ladies.)

Lovebanter(西汉姆联球迷)：我用尽无数心机去恨C罗，可他却一次又一次用这样的表现打肿我的脸！(I invest so much time and energy into hating Ronaldo and he goes and does this every time to make me shit.)

Guy_Ostrich(拜仁球迷)：不如把这些恨意都转化为纯粹的欣赏吧，也许50年内都不会再有这样的球员了！(All the hate energy was invested into appreciating something I might not see again for 50 years.)

NIRossoneri(AC米兰球迷)：阿莱格里是不是让球员们像踢决赛一样踢这场比赛了…(I'm guessing Allegri's team talk was to treat this like a final.)

Totally_Uninvolved(曼联球迷)：尤文避免再次输掉决赛的最好方法，就是不要进决赛！(Juve: You can't choke in the final if you don't even reach it.)

tweazz (未知主队球迷)：本泽马和伊瓜因是不是在比赛谁浪费的机会更多…(Benzema and higuain to compete in wasting scoring chances.)

Kaint58(尤文球迷)：浪费机会的前提，是你首先得创造点机会啊…(But you should have some chances to waste at first.)

AXMiller(未知主队球迷)：有了皮克、暴力鸟和奥恩-戈尔这三叉戟，简直天下无敌！(This game is done. No one can defend against a front-line with Paulinhio, Pique and Own Goal.)

Clungeon_master(未知主队球迷)：梅西已决定离开巴萨，只为不愿在奥恩-戈尔的阴影下踢球！(Messi is going to leave Barcelona to get out of Own Goals shadow.)

PineappleExpress98(阿森纳球迷)：每次看塞维利亚比赛的时候，那表现也像是个强队，但为啥球队前锋的临门一脚总是这么坑爹呢？(Every time I watch Sevilla play they look like a top team until they have to take their chances. It's weird that almost every player on that team can't finish for the life of them.)

dedem13(塞维利亚球迷)：是啊，我看阿森纳比赛的时候也是这么想的！(Yeah, it’s the same as what I thought watching Arsenal’s game.)

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